2 posts tagged “work”
Part of a conversation I had earlier with a caller:
Me: girlwonder that I am
OF: Old Fart
So OF calls me on the phone and says to me.............
OF: Ah yeah, is it raining down there?
Me: Yes.
OF: Is it supposed to continue through next week?
Me:
*annoyed but still pleasant* Well sir, I'm not exactly a weather professional, but from the looks of it I'd say it will most likely continue.
OF: *all huffy now* Well you don't have to be rude. *click*
Excuse me? I'm rude because I couldn't give you a freaking weather forecast? In case you missed it buddy I'm not a friggin' meteorologist. If you want a weather forecast call the radio or the TV stations or the local newspaper but don't call me and then imply that I'm rude because I didn't pull a weather degree out of my butt just to give you the forecast for next week! Grrr!
So jelly belly bean girl gives her jelly belly bean dispenser to one of the other girls in the office because "she can't be trusted with it any more" she says. And then jelly belly bean girl says to the new jelly belly bean keeper, "just tell me my butt is getting too wide or something to keep me from eating too many."
True story.
