2 posts tagged “idiots”
I was on my way home for lunch this afternoon and had just dialed my mom on my cell phone when some idiot cuts in front of me. Well naturally I honk and swear at the guy. Wouldn't you know it, just as the words "you f*cking idiot" leave my mouth, that's the exact moment my mom chooses to answer the phone. Whoops! Sorry mom. :)
Part of a conversation I had earlier with a caller:
Me: girlwonder that I am
OF: Old Fart
So OF calls me on the phone and says to me.............
OF: Ah yeah, is it raining down there?
Me: Yes.
OF: Is it supposed to continue through next week?
Me:
*annoyed but still pleasant* Well sir, I'm not exactly a weather professional, but from the looks of it I'd say it will most likely continue.
OF: *all huffy now* Well you don't have to be rude. *click*
Excuse me? I'm rude because I couldn't give you a freaking weather forecast? In case you missed it buddy I'm not a friggin' meteorologist. If you want a weather forecast call the radio or the TV stations or the local newspaper but don't call me and then imply that I'm rude because I didn't pull a weather degree out of my butt just to give you the forecast for next week! Grrr!
